আমার কি করা উচিত ?

[Orpheus]

আমার রূম্ মেইটস আমর chicken patties চুরি করে খেয়েছে. আমাকে বল্লে মাইন্ড করতাম না, কিন্ত admit করেনি৷ কিভাবে পেদানি দেয়া যায়?

[irteja]

তাই নাকি ।এত বড় সাহস। তুমি বিসমিল্লাহ বইলা তার girl friend য়ের সাথে প্রেম করা সুরু কইরা দাও

[AsifTheManRahman]

Originally Posted by irteja
তাই নাকি ।এত বড় সাহস। তুমি বিসমিল্লাহ বইলা তার girl friend য়ের সাথে প্রেম করা সুরু কইরা দাও

oita Orphy emnitei kore. oita korar jonno or patty khaite hobe na.

[Orpheus]

LOL@both...

Girl friend e kaaj hobe na.... Ami used kora maal nibo keno? Ora amar notun patties khaiche... Notun ka bodla notun....

Oder kichu naio jeita ami churi korte paari... ora khali sharabela noodles khai.. noodles aar noodles.....

[irteja]

তুমি প্রতিশোধের আগুনে জলে উঠ। মাশরাফি যজেন ভারতকে দাবানি দিব তুমি তেমন একটা দাবানি দিয়া ফেলাও। ভুলে যেও না তোমার নামের নিচে লিখা আছে লিজেন্ড । ব্যাট স্ট্যাম্প হাতের কাছে যা পাও বাংলার বাঘের মত ঝাপিয়ে পড়

[AsifTheManRahman]

cricket bat beshi bhari mone holey traditional hockey stick niye roome dhuke chokher shamne ja paaw bhenge felo. dorkar holey amrao tomake shongo dibo. pitan diye tokta banay dibo tomar roommateder. after all bangali - free mair dawar shujog ki eto shohoje hatchara kora jaay?

halay patty khaichos, na? shokh koto.

ebar dekhi kon mokhles amader thekay.

[Orpheus]

Irteja bhai
প্রতিশোধের আগুনে জল্তে জল্তে পুরে ছাই হয়ে গেলাম ...কিন্তূ কিচুই হলো না৷ আমার conscience এ বাজে. aar ki শাস্তি deya jai?

haha Asif! you feel my pain bro... I can tell!! ASif ero patties kew khaichilo I am sure.

[Sauron]

প্রথমে আরো কিছু চিকেন প্যাটি কেনো, তারপর কোন এক রকম অশালীন দ্রব্যে সেটা মাখাও অথবা ভেজাও (আহমেদ_বি এর যন্ত্রনায় বেশী ডিটেইল দিতে পারলাম না)। তারপরে রূম মেট কে দেখিয়ে দেখিয়ে নতুন চিকেন প্যাটি গুলো ফ্রিজে ভরে রাখো। এরপরে বসে বসে দেখো মজা আর হাসো।

[akabir77]

Amer kotha holo where do u live jey apner bashay chiken patis achey? ah koto din khaina ami apner room mate holey ta tai kortam...

[layperson]

This can happen with Orpheus only !!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaa LMAO.......... becha ra tomake bully kore tomar roommates....... darao ami ashtesi oder uchit shikhkha dite......

[shaad]

Orpheus,

If you are making the patties youself, put in a little more মরিচ (e.g. jalapeno or serrano); if they seem to eat noodles all the time, they are probably not Mexicans or Texans. If you want to be really nasty, or if you are buying the patties from somewhere else, grind up some laxative and lightly dust the patties with them.

Seriously though, have you actually asked them point-blank about this, or were you just waiting for them to admit the theft?

[Orpheus]

Shaad bhai, mexican na.. donotai shadar jaat...keno je kono bangali roomie hoilo na...

I mean khaichos bhalo kotha.. amake bol.. tui pura packet kha, mana kori nai... but bola uchit....Gadha gula mone korche ami buzbo na but ek packet e only six patties thaake (cost hocche 3 dollars per pattie)... and jodi duita missing jai.. ami ter pabo...

Ekhane bolar kichu nai.... it's funny because churi korar dui din por... sha bazar thika duita ta packet kine anche... fridge e rakhche emon bhabe....amar ta ek konai aar or ta arek kunai ...(etodin amar ta middle e chilo like a king)... Jeno ami oita touch na kori.....Chor je chor pura behavior e reflect kore...

jaihok, khidar chote khaiya felche.... ki aar korar! but bolle ki dosh ta hoito..? amar mejaj gorom hocche ora jodi mone kore khub ekta clever kaaj korche amar patties khaiya... ekdom funny na!

[Orpheus]

Originally Posted by akabir77
chiken patis achey? ah koto din khaina ami ...

ei patty shei bangali patis na... eita microwavable patties.. LOL! but I think any bengali restaurant has what you are looking for.... :p

btw, irteja bhai, apnar bangla porte amar khub moja laage

[gatekeeper]

Originally Posted by shaad
Orpheus,

If you are making the patties youself, put in a little more মরিচ (e.g. jalapeno or serrano); if they seem to eat noodles all the time, they are probably not Mexicans or Texans. If you want to be really nasty, or if you are buying the patties from somewhere else, grind up some laxative and lightly dust the patties with them.

Seriously though, have you actually asked them point-blank about this, or were you just waiting for them to admit the theft?

The laxetive thing actually works. We tried this on several people a long time ago. But that was Brooklax, a laxetive chocolate candy. You give that to unsuspecting people, who think its only candy and enjoy the drama that unfolds before you.

[shaad]

Orpheus,

Funny, but don't be a doormat. I'm not saying you should go out of your way to be belligerent and pick a fight, but আবার যদি চুরি করে, then you should ask them directly about it. Otherwise they might get the notion that you are too "nice" or "polite" to ever protest.

Remind me to tell you sometime about the more interesting roommates I've had in college and grad school: Mr. Hypochondriac, Mr. Unintentional Pyromaniac, Mr. Bathing-is-such-a-bourgeois-affectation, etc.

[Hatebreed]

Orphy, grab an adult magazine and bake a new patty. Or next time pretend that you had added a "special" ingredient.

[AsifTheManRahman]

Orphy, ek kaam koro. immitate Gandhi's non-violent methods. Chatgaiya bhashay koyekta premer kotha shunay daaw tomar roommateder (tomar to abar cheleder proti ektu "ye" ase). Bhoye r tomar pattyr dike konodin chokh tuleo takabe na.

that way, you don't have to be a bad man.

note to non-Chatgaiyas: owing to my "totkalin" lack of knowledge of the language, i used to wake up in the morning (as a small kid when on vacation in ctg) to the chillapalla of my grandparents, fearing that they might be fighting/killing each other, only to realize later that they were actually having a romantic conversation.

[Kabir]

অরপি ভাই, পেদানির উপোর কথা নাই। হাত থাকতে মুখে কি? আল্লাহ হাত কি পকেটে এ ঢুকায় রাখার যন্যে দিসে? দাও মাইর। শালার থোতা মুখ ভোতা করে আমাদেরকে ছবি দেখাও।

[gatekeeper]

Originally Posted by Hatebreed
Orphy, grab an adult magazine and bake a new patty. Or next time pretend that you had added a "special" ingredient.

Van Wilder?

[babubangla]

Originally Posted by Orpheus
আমার রূম্ মেইটস আমর chicken patties চুরি করে খেয়েছে. আমাকে বল্লে মাইন্ড করতাম না, কিন্ত admit করেনি৷ কিভাবে পেদানি দেয়া যায়?

ক্ষমা করে দাও বাবা।
ক্ষমাং ক্ষমাং ক্ষমাং ......

ক্ষমা করে দিয়ে তুমি ওদের আরো বেশী করে ভালোবাসা দাও।
ভালোবেসে ওদেরকে এক্ষুনি কয়েক ডজন চিকেন প্যাটিস কিনে দাও।
খোদা চাহে তো পরকালে হূর-পরীরা চিকেন প্যাটিস হাতে তোমাকে ঘিরে নৃত্য করবে।

[Hatebreed]

Originally Posted by gatekeeper
Van Wilder?

Actually no, but I've seen Van Wilder. I thought about it from Sex is Zero, a Korean film.

[sunny747]

Let me share one of my story when i was in st.joseph school in Dhaka many years ago.
I used to play lot of table tennice on the cement table at st.joseph school during the break time. Still now TT is my favourite.
My dad used to work in Dubai at that time so i asked him to send me a nice water bottle (flask). It was really nice. Blue color and the water used to remain cold for many hours. So my bottle was the target in my class after every TT game. Coz everybody used to get really tired and thirsty. The worse part was i could never drink my own water after returning to class coz all my friends used to finish my water b4 me. It happened 2/3 weeks in a row and i could never figure out who is responsible for this.
It became out of my control and i got really pissed with this. I asked all of them but nobody told me anything as they were having fun irritating me. So oneday to teach them a good lesson, i pissed in my bottle. As the water bottle was not transparent so nobody can figure out what is inside unless they taste it. Just like everyday, i rushed in the TT during the break time and waiting for to return to class. Soon after the break was over, i returned back to my class casually as if nothin happened. My heart started to pound as i have seen my bottle was not kept where it supposed to be. It means somebody drank my pee. ANd soon i realized the bottle was weightless and actually somebody drank all of it. I couldnt' stop laughing but i just kept myself quite. I was really surprised to see all my friends near my desk were really calm and quite and concentrating on their teacher as nothing happend. Didn't they realize it was my pee?
well, when the class was over, some of them came to me laughing and saying "thanks for the apple juice, it was nice and cold specially after the TT. Don't' forget to bring it tomorrow".

[Rabz]

Originally Posted by babubangla
ক্ষমা করে দাও বাবা।
ক্ষমাং ক্ষমাং ক্ষমাং ......

ক্ষমা করে দিয়ে তুমি ওদের আরো বেশী করে ভালোবাসা দাও।
ভালোবেসে ওদেরকে এক্ষুনি কয়েক ডজন চিকেন প্যাটিস কিনে দাও।
খোদা চাহে তো পরকালে হূর-পরীরা চিকেন প্যাটিস হাতে তোমাকে ঘিরে নৃত্য করবে।

are Babu bhai..koila dhuile ki ar moila jae??

chicken patties are jore jodi shaw khanek hur pori pawa jaito..
tahoile to pura chicken patties er factory kine boisha thaktam..:p

[Orpheus]

you guys are too funny...shaad u shld definitely share your experience with your eccentric roomies right here on this thread...tha'ts what I wanna see in your next post.

Sunny I believe your story but I have hard time believing your urine taste like apple juice.

Agreed that your friends got no taste bud (or a good sense of humor), still it doesn't make sense. I mean did you put your urine in the fridge before taking it to the play ground? Otherwise wouldn't it still be hot given that's how flask works....they prevent the transfer of heat with surrounding :p

[Tigers_eye]

Its starts like this. first chicken patty theif. then T-shirt theif, paper, pencil, food condaments, utencils and ends up with stealing money. Beware Orphy! confront them now or rest in peace.