Your mama... (Bengali edition!)

Zeeshan · #1 May 15, 2011, 10:20 PM

Your mama (as in chacha) smells so bad that when he walks into Dublar chor, dry fish files a lawsuit for disturbing the peace.

Zeeshan · #2 May 15, 2011, 10:29 PM

Your mama is so fat that chanachurwalas in Souwardi Uddyan are out of business.

al Furqaan · #3 May 15, 2011, 10:34 PM

your Ammu's so stupid she thought shondesh is a real country.

al Furqaan · #4 May 15, 2011, 10:35 PM

your Ammu's so dumb, she thought "uneesh-beesh" is a real number.

Zeeshan · #5 May 15, 2011, 10:42 PM

Your mama is so filthy that they need biometric protection for Wasa.

Sohel · #6 May 15, 2011, 10:43 PM

Asaad's winning this by a mile so far.

Electrequiem · #7 May 15, 2011, 11:51 PM

Your mama's so dumb she translated chotpoti as "quickie."

Sohel · #8 May 15, 2011, 11:59 PM

Good one T.

iDumb · #9 May 16, 2011, 12:02 AM

Your ammu is so stupid, she injected musoor daeel in her vein to get high.

your ammu is so fat, truck drivers refuse to take her shopping citing 5 ton limit.

iDumb · #10 May 16, 2011, 12:09 AM

your ammu is so hairy, doctors had to use flash lights to find you during labor.

Sohel · #11 May 16, 2011, 12:11 AM

Asaad has competition.

**Zunaid** · #12 May 16, 2011, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sohel NR
Asaad has competition.

No. iDumb's one are generic - could be attached to any mama and not specifically deshi mama. Second - he is close to getting slapped with an infraction.

Electrequiem · #13 May 16, 2011, 12:21 AM

your momma's so dirty, her bodna wear's a lab mask.

Sohel · #14 May 16, 2011, 12:23 AM

It's getting gross now.

Zeeshan · #15 May 16, 2011, 12:32 AM

Your mama is so fat that when she appears on Tritiyo Matra she can hold all positions simultaneously.

Sohel · #16 May 16, 2011, 12:36 AM

@Z: the concepts are solid, but the delivery lacks punch.

Electrequiem · #17 May 16, 2011, 12:44 AM

Your momma's so stupid she thinks Sheikh Mujibur Rahman didn't announce Bangladesh's declaration of independence. :P

iDumb · #18 May 16, 2011, 12:45 AM

haha wth?

bte asaad aint no competition for me. My mom cooks better than his mom anyday!! but that shondesh one was good though...respect.

Sohel · #19 May 16, 2011, 12:47 AM

Had to get political eventually.

@T: Pinu (Tareq) & Koko (Arafat) just put you on their $hite list.

Zeeshan · #20 May 16, 2011, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sohel NR
@Z: the concepts are solid, but the delivery lacks punch.

G-rated environment hinders me.

For instance, I can't say: Your mama is so filthy that government issues RAB to get rid of her ukun in pettycoat... can i?

Zeeshan · #21 May 16, 2011, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iDumb
haha wth?

bte asaad aint no competition for me. My mom cooks better than his mom anyday!! but that shondesh one was good though...respect.

Both of his ones were so good that I thought he copied and pasted from some desi sites.

Sohel · #22 May 16, 2011, 12:51 AM

A blast from my past, be inspired:

Cultural Salafism would prevent such things from happening in Bangla, even from the guys at Stoic Bliss.

Zeeshan · #23 May 16, 2011, 01:00 AM

Yo mama is so dumb when Narimela was looking for employees she showed up naked.

Zeeshan · #24 May 16, 2011, 01:08 AM

Yo mama is so dark that her day-off is on Purnima?

**Zunaid** · #25 May 16, 2011, 01:09 AM

Zee, you are trying too hard. Have to give you an F.

EQ and DumbFart had more promise.